Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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