But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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