apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
