i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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