i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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