what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
false alarm, still single
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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