You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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