I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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