# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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