"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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