In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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