And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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