So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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