Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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