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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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