I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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