did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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