If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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