escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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