i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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