i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
is it fun? or sober?
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