Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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