My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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