Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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