So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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