Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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