Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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