Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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