real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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