i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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