He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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