Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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