okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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