Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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