Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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