Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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