Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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