Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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