Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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