How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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