I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i need some magic done to my vagina
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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