i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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