There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You ate ashes out of my bong
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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