haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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