Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I believe in your delicious
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy