...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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