i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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