She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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