508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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