my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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