nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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