Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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