Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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