wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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