Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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