My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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