i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
ok first of all what the fuck
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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