marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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