Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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